While the weather is at the heat wave, we suggest you take a breath of fresh air with this 369th edition of our top tweets of the week. Like every week, our community managers have watched over social networks, in order to select tweets that have marked the last seven days. And this new cuvée has something to delight you! Namely that this 369th selection concerns the week of July 4, 2022 to July 11, 2022.
1) long live the revolution
Ptdrrrrr so there I am in laaaarme I explained to English people that they would not have a train before 10:30 am because there is a strike and they answered “Are we really experiencing a legendary French social movement?! That’s so coool hahaha” and the whole group was happy
2) amazing meme potential
I’ve been thinking about this meme for 3 hours pic.twitter.com/tV5p1TUuPZ
3) always follow your dreams
“If we ask little girls what they want to do later, they often answer schoolteacher, hairdresser, princess…”
Me: Amber, what do you want to do when you’re older?
Child: I want to be a crocodile.
Me: Oh okay.
4) long live the piglets
Jeff Bezos and elon musk race for innovation to conquer space
The French meanwhile: pic.twitter.com/18BUfoVyuv
5) with a small linkedin post as a bonus we hope
I have a colleague who got a manicure with the company logo on two of her nails…….. I…. I tremble in embarrassment
6) Mystery Can
The can is too indecisive, what are you exactly bro pic.twitter.com/NPtEChyfzJ
7) sacred patoche
The PMU is exceptional, the best expression I’ve heard: “gently on the water of my pastis, I already took my shower this morning”.
8) a story at loggerheads
But not the sharpest in the drawer… https://t.co/QeMTz1eHMW
9) the famous uber brawl
I just wanted a braised chicken pic.twitter.com/7dxnHp6qyJ
10) very soon in jujutsu kaisen:
What kind of jutsu is that again pic.twitter.com/vD5rKg7ZP4
11) appointment on roundabouts
Diesel at 2€10, air force 1 at 130€, the Greek at 8€50, it’s time to put on the crampons again, the yellow vests
12) she had a nose
The giggles I had at work. Before testing a lady, I ask her if she has any symptoms. She said “No, but what alarmed me was that I went through St Denis and I couldn’t smell the smell anymore”.
The funny thing is that she was really POSITIVE
13) we want “the 10 most beautiful pearls of your student residences”, to laugh a little
Every day a madness I have the funniest student residence in France I will never leave it ptdrrrrrr pic.twitter.com/tYmWD8JLJM
14) do you have it all figured out?
The people of Marseille offer you to dive 21m high and to reassure you they tell you “but nah, you’re crazy, the blood, my word, you have nothing to fear, even my little brother does it”
15) allons like a lot
A grandpa gave me this on the street pic.twitter.com/A2xy7kg4gt
And if you want to keep going, you can always find our top tweets from the previous week.